December 2009
320 posts
Kill me.
I have a ring pop.
Candy makes everything better.
I'm trying to not sound so emo, but I cant help...
I feel like I’ve ruined/ am ruining everything.
Alliteration
:3
” Are you participating in the Recession?
(from skelly@smakindabak.com)
You mean…it’s voluntary? “ xD
The 20 Dumbest Questions on Yahoo Answers
14. Canine Law
“Is it illegal to name a dog after a movie?”
Only if that movie is Air Bud 2. As a practical matter, though, you might want to avoid calling out to your pooch on a crowded bus if you decide to name it “Bang Bang You’re Dead” or “I’m Going to Explode.” Naming my animal that.
The 20 Dumbest Questions on Yahoo Answers
5. Technical Difficulties
“I’ve been asked to write an application in my own handwriting….? is there a computer programme that will do this for me? they also want original ideas. do you know any?”
This reminds me of a letter to the editor I once read years ago: “Are there any undiscovered islands left in the world?” The response: “Not that we know...
That hurt so much.
It really really did.
Just busted into tears.
:(
I'm so full of so much stupid shit.
Apparently.
Because that’s all I seem to do. I’m going to lose the most amazing person ever, and deserve it too.
I want this so bad. →
WOW, these are hott, I want them badly. →
I want this !I have it in black. →
This should be awkward. But it isn't.
(via spiffyamanda)
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They save, then unsave, and then come back, then...
WHY WONT MY POST SAVE!???
Anyone, if they look closely enough, can read this...
(via spiffyamanda)
My fallowers
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fringeelements almostfourteen
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christinacosmetic
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whenwewereinnocent
...
and yeah, skipped :p
I can't! He's not online and probably sleeping!...
Could you text?
So get on it, kissing and then phone sex? Lol
The worst thing about being lied to is knowing...
rajsbabers:
(via wordsoflove)
LOL, funny that you say that!
It’s actually kinda awkward. Kissing is a better place to START. :P
K, really,I realllyy need to speak to Devin,
No problem, I just need to do some testing first...
Posts not saving again >.>
Idk, I’ll figure out when it comes time to,
Birds fly over the rainbow; why, oh why can't I?
(via spiffyamanda)
kidding btw
We’d have to take it slow, or fast, depends on how far you wanna go,
I sense rape.
WHAT?
No.
I meant uhm
not rape. lol
Yeah, NOW they save.
WHY AREN’T MY POST SAVING!!!???????????? :(